The date with Susan was going fantastic until, at the very end, Mark's "Sue" personna manifested itself, and that was the deal breaker

Reason #57 why newspaper circulation is rapidly declining around the Lost Forrest

"Sneaky" was crouched outside the kitchen window, pumping his fist victoriously. Once again, he had earned the right to his moniker.

Just when you think they've run out of scenarios to place Mark in bondage, they stun you with the Raccoon Vengence storyline

If an old gator bellows in the swamp and no one is around to hear it, does anyone really know what the fuck that would sound like anyway?!?

She was going to say "parking the beef bus in tuna town" but opted for a euphamism more fitting for a man of the outdoors like Mark was.

"I'm definitely into anything you have planned, Kelly," thought Roger, "except I'm a little nervous about your plan for that pan handle."

Kelly likes the wild ones, does she? M-M-Mmmmm!

And with that, Barbara officially realized that she and Steve no longer had anything to talk about. Divorce papers would be drawn up on Thursday.

This one speaks for itself. I'll just be walking around the room for a while with my hands on hips just to catch my breath.

Bargain price for the freakiest fivesome of them all!

Is Mark overreacting to this beaver assemblage, or are they in fact planning something quite sinister? Only time will tell.

Mark fails to grasp the concept of "being murdered."