The date with Susan was going fantastic until, at the very end, Mark's "Sue" personna manifested itself, and that was the deal breaker

Reason #57 why newspaper circulation is rapidly declining around the Lost Forrest

"Sneaky" was crouched outside the kitchen window, pumping his fist victoriously. Once again, he had earned the right to his moniker.

Just when you think they've run out of scenarios to place Mark in bondage, they stun you with the Raccoon Vengence storyline