I'm gonna go ahead and suggest that Tom's confidence in his friendship with Homer is misplaced.

It took Harold some time to get used to Larry's odd speaking disorder of having to scream the word "what" upon each pronounciation.

The crew would never let Homer live down those 14 unfortunate words. Ever since, he'd come home after work, put on a Tivoed Oprah, and weep.

The commissioner wasted no time: his hand was in the cupping position in the off-chance that Samatha gave him the nod for an impromptu breast fondling

An opinionated blackhead, or the artists have run out of interesting ways to depict two chracters talking about poaching every day? YOU DECIDE!

Growing up, the one thing I could always count on was the politeness of bird watchers. Now even that is taken from me.

Well Mark, sometimes a mommy duck and a daddy duck love each other so much, their love makes new little duckies.

Mark Trail, just moments away from joining the "Mile High Club"

"Did she just ask me to park it in her rear?" wondered Mark. It was the booty call of the wild.

Mark could last days without eating, but boy, was his tummy ever tempted by the crazy delicious oil patch

Girlfriend gonna get some Trail!

If by "teach me about bears" you mean ravage me with animal lust, then by God yes, I will teach you about bears

So when did Rusty turn into Mad Magazine's mascot? And what's with his photo shoot obsession? Young man, you got some 'splaining to do!

Mark's either about to play "Got Your Nose" with Cherry or yank off a dangling snot. Either scenario is troublesome to me.

It took a lot of courage for Bob to sit through what happened next. Courage, and countless hours of humiliating therapy.

Cherry's smile was disingenuous; she hated how pesimistic Andy's talking penis had become of late, and tonight would confront Mark about it.

Realizing that it is indeed facial hair which lies at the root of man's evil, Mark decides to simply punch it off.

Jesus, dude. Unclench.

There's not a single thing in this panel that makes a lick of sense. Although some future historians may see this image and exclaim "At last!"

Danny Dragonfly was beginning to look fatigued, and that worried Tommy a little, so the trout reassured his small friend that it wouldn't be long now.

Exploding goats? Lost Forest, is there anything that CAN'T happen within your remarkable woodland?

"Oh!" thought Cherry. "I've never seen Mark so heated, so ferocious, so.... mmmMMM!"

Take the Mark Trail challenge... can YOU find the one panel that's not real?

Just to reiterate: "Oh, my... Mercy Me..."

Cherry's descent into madness, part 1: Chronic schizophrenia

Cherry's descent into madness, part 2: The opinion of her onion

The carpet floated up and spoke his mind at last. He could keep silent no longer.

You and me both, my zookeeper friend

Did Mark just hear the words "little screw" and "bottom" in the same sentence, or was he deep within some wonderful, magical dream sequence?

Owls suck, man. Poor little mouse guy. F-ing "nature". I understand poaching now. Bring it!

Mark's pretty face. And oh yeah, more with the tying up.

I was going to title this post "Beaver shots!" but then against my best judgement took the high road

Sounds like this has happened to Zeke before

"Interesting" is not the word I'd use...

When did Mark suddenly show any interest in "Women"?!?

If I hear the old "looking for otters" excuse one more time...

The Vagina Monologues

This is what it sounds like when pigeons chat

Just when you thought Mark couldn't become more of a stiff, he drops this bomb:

Andy's got the "stink lines"

Sounds VERY Good

Mark sez: "Set your lense to wide angle, chum"

Mark likey the blue haired ladies

Mark and his pretty mouth

Not the water! Not the soft, cool, really close to shore water!!

tee hee...

Oh, is that all? Mark does that all the time...

"I done got zinged by Mark Trail, dagnammit!"

Man wants some "pig meat"

Dan don't waste no time

Was it his shiny pelt or strangely advanced language skills that made Buddy such a nice target for poaching?