tee hee...

Oh, is that all? Mark does that all the time...

"I done got zinged by Mark Trail, dagnammit!"

Man wants some "pig meat"

Dan don't waste no time

Was it his shiny pelt or strangely advanced language skills that made Buddy such a nice target for poaching?

You bet I would!!

Smooth and subtle, Mark.

Cherry was a ho... for sho'

Conveniently cropped image by Mr. Elrod...

"Now you're talking" thought Mark, with the faintest hint of smile breaking on his face...

Silly boy, we ALWAYS have time for pictures...

Dropping the F-bomb

Even the sudden onslaught of a hundred furious wasps can't stop the exposition...

What kind of movies?!?

Bondage!

(...and apparently happy about it.)

Get lucky indeed...

Yeah, Rusty, I'll bet he does...

Gift horse in the mouth

A sentence you'll probably never hear yourself say...

#4 on the list of things never to do while driving...

What exactly is this "Snake and Jake"..?

Traditional dinner table conversation

Moments from the worst nipple twisting incident ever

This is how it starts

Graah Raar Grr Raar Grag *

* I wish I could quit you

Tiny animal smackdown (aka pussy slapping)

A "Meanwhile" which will never describe a situation about to happen in your car.

Mark vs. the White Lady

When my dad died, my best friend was a giant otter, and we sort of took care of each other too. I thought that was odd at the time...

... but now I don't feel so shameful about it!