Cherry's descent into madness, part 1: Chronic schizophrenia

Cherry's descent into madness, part 2: The opinion of her onion

The carpet floated up and spoke his mind at last. He could keep silent no longer.

You and me both, my zookeeper friend

Did Mark just hear the words "little screw" and "bottom" in the same sentence, or was he deep within some wonderful, magical dream sequence?

Owls suck, man. Poor little mouse guy. F-ing "nature". I understand poaching now. Bring it!

Mark's pretty face. And oh yeah, more with the tying up.

I was going to title this post "Beaver shots!" but then against my best judgement took the high road

Sounds like this has happened to Zeke before

"Interesting" is not the word I'd use...

When did Mark suddenly show any interest in "Women"?!?

If I hear the old "looking for otters" excuse one more time...

The Vagina Monologues

This is what it sounds like when pigeons chat

Just when you thought Mark couldn't become more of a stiff, he drops this bomb:

Andy's got the "stink lines"

Sounds VERY Good

Mark sez: "Set your lense to wide angle, chum"

Mark likey the blue haired ladies

Mark and his pretty mouth

Not the water! Not the soft, cool, really close to shore water!!

tee hee...

Oh, is that all? Mark does that all the time...

"I done got zinged by Mark Trail, dagnammit!"

Man wants some "pig meat"

Dan don't waste no time

Was it his shiny pelt or strangely advanced language skills that made Buddy such a nice target for poaching?

You bet I would!!

Smooth and subtle, Mark.

Cherry was a ho... for sho'

Conveniently cropped image by Mr. Elrod...

"Now you're talking" thought Mark, with the faintest hint of smile breaking on his face...

Silly boy, we ALWAYS have time for pictures...

Dropping the F-bomb

Even the sudden onslaught of a hundred furious wasps can't stop the exposition...

What kind of movies?!?

Bondage!

(...and apparently happy about it.)

Get lucky indeed...

Yeah, Rusty, I'll bet he does...

Gift horse in the mouth

A sentence you'll probably never hear yourself say...

#4 on the list of things never to do while driving...

What exactly is this "Snake and Jake"..?

Traditional dinner table conversation

Moments from the worst nipple twisting incident ever

This is how it starts

Graah Raar Grr Raar Grag *

* I wish I could quit you

Tiny animal smackdown (aka pussy slapping)

A "Meanwhile" which will never describe a situation about to happen in your car.

Mark vs. the White Lady

When my dad died, my best friend was a giant otter, and we sort of took care of each other too. I thought that was odd at the time...

... but now I don't feel so shameful about it!